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[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

• DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
• Thursday the 20th
• The Fifth of Wednesday
• Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
• Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

• Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
• Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...
• Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
• Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
• Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
• Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday
• Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

• January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
• January 29: Threshold Day
• All of February: Funguary
• February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
• March 9: Miku Day
• March 10: Mario Day
• March 14: Pi Day
• March 15: Ides of March
• March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
• April 1: Mishapocalypse
• April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
• April 3: Dannypocalypse
• April 8: Rex Manning Day
• ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
• April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
• ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
• April 20: haha 420 blaze it
• April 25: The Perfect Date
• April 28: Ed Balls Day
• April 30: It's Gonna Be May
• All of May: Mermay
• May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
• May 4: May the 4th Be With You
• May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
• May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
• All of June: Pride Month
• ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
• June 5: Barricade Day
• June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
• July 20: Moon Landing
• September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
• September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
• All of October: SKELETON WAR
• ALSO All of October: Inktober
• October 3: Mean Girls Day
• ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
• October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
• October 31: HALLOWEEN
• November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
• November 19: Goncharov
• All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
• December 10: Please, It's Christmas
• December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

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[vikingofficial]

[quackels]

[quackels]

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[prideplus]

This one makes no sense. We're just staying silly ok :3 Which item in this poll wins the most in this month of June 2023?

Encouraging elder

The look your pet gives you and only you. You know the one

We don’t go anywhere because there are too many of us to make a sane decision

Math. No need to feel bad. It’s hard for no reason at all

On my back. In bed. With my eyes closed

A solid 10 or 11pm for that fully-rested 8 hours of sleep kind of glow

Frogs, duh

🐀

Meet IRL

Potato 🥔

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[myfairynuffstuff]

Kawase Hasui (1883 - 1957) - Maebashi Shikishimagawara. 1942. Woodblock print.

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[alariko1]

Wizard house

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[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-pansexualmess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[ilraksroost]

I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad

[thunderheadfred]

Good news!

That is exactly his name!

Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!

[ilraksroost]

The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻

[dancing-coyote]

He’s an orange, that explains everything.

[digitaldiscipline]

You can hear the dial tone in that gaze.

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[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[robotics5]

Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly

[fembutchboygirl]

Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m

[larkspirereads]

Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy

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[gwynndolin]

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

[theinkgirl]

this has become a Thing at my place of work. I described this post to @ziracona and we started to look out for signs of one another “turning into the joker” and then started checking on everyone else we work with. The procedure is, if you notice that your coworker is turning into the Joker, you send them to the back to drink water/sit down/ take meds for a little while.

This not only spread to the rest of the staff, but the staff developed a complex sliding scale of jokerficiation to gauge how well one’s coworkers are and how likely they are to lose it on a member of the public. Possibilities include Alfred, Gordon, Catwoman, Harvey Dent, Big Bad Harv, Harley Quinn, etc with The Joker being the worst spot you’re gonna get in.

On one memorable day, @ziracona asked a coworker where she was on the jokerfication scale, and was told: ‘I’m in Ace chemical plant, looking down at the vats’ which naturally caused Zira to send this girl to the back to rest. Later, when this girl reappeared, Zira asked where they were now and the girl responded ‘now I’m swimming around in the chemicals’ Chilling

Anyway, I hope OP gets to know that they’ve affected a whole nonprofit workplace ecosystem and contributes to people trying to take care of their coworkers and having shorthand for it

[ziracona]

If you send someone to rest you tell them to go to Arkham. I’ve told someone before “I’m sending you to Arkham because you’re the Joker right now and I don’t want to work with him.” 10/10.

The sliding scale helps to know how to deal w it. Because there are two factors: evil, and stress. If either reaches 100, you become the Joker, and if both reach 70 or above, you also become the Joker. Stress is physical pressure, and can be fixed by rest only, but had a faster recoup time. Evil is hatred of people you’re forced to interact with and can be fixed by taking a task that gets you away from them, but has a longer cooldown. So if someone says they’re at a Harvey Dent they need stress relieved immediately, or he’s turning into Two-Face, but a Mr. Freeze needs to get away from The Enemies immediately or he’s going to straight up become the Joker.

[theinkgirl]

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[secondlina]

Just a little guy.